Joke House
Jokes
SURVEY SAYS...!An official Gallup survey polled
over 1000 women,would you sleep with Bill Clinton?``````````
Q:What were Clinton`s first words to Paula
Jones at the deposition.
A:"So now open your mouth"
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Q:What is Bill`s definition of safe sex?
A:When Hillary is out of town.
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Q:What is the diference between Clinton
an Titanic?
A:Only 200 women went down on Titanic.
Q:Why did piece of shit cross the road?
A:Because it was stuck to the chicken`s foot.
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What you get when you mix an elephant and a fish?
A.Swimming Trunks.
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Q:What do you call a Spice Girl with half a brain?
A:A!Pregnant!!!!
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because that`s ehere you`re meant to wash vegetables.
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What do you do if your wife has fit in the Bath?
Put the dishes in!
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Q:How do you confuse a stupid person?
A:Put him in in a round room and tell him to sitin the corner.
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A duck walks into a bar and asks"got any crackers?"
Bar tender says no.
Duck walks out .Duck walks in the next day asks,"got any crackers?"
Bar tender says no.Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks"got any crackers?"
Bar tender says,"I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT NO!
AND IF YOU ASK THAT ONE MORE TIME ILL NAIL YOUR BEAK SHUT!!!"
Duck walks out.Duck comes back the next day and asks"got nails?"
Bar tender says no.Duck says "good.Got crackers?"